More jokes for the Easter Season!
36. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? “Nice gnawing you!”
37. Why did the chick cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
38. Why wouldn’t the Easter egg go to school? It didn’t want to be hard-boiled!
39. What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny.
40. What do you call an Easter egg that can’t be found? A lost egg-portunity.
41. How does an Easter Bunny throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad!
42. Why did the Easter Bunny go to the bank? To get a loan for his hare-plane!
43. What’s the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail!
44. Why did the Easter egg get arrested? For battery (playful reference to the toy)
45. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
More jokes for being a good egg!
46. What do you get when you pour hot water in a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies!
47. Where does the Easter Bunny go to study medicine? Johns Hopkins (playful with a real university name)
48. What do you call a cloud that looks like a bunny? A rain-bit rabbit.
49. Why did the farmer bury all his money in the winter? To make his soil rich for spring! (Spring-themed bonus)
50. Why are you so tired in April? Because you just finished a March! (Wordplay bonus)
Easter Day Stories
For a child’s very first Easter where they would understand the story and the miracle of Easter, here’s a way to share the religious holiday message in a way that suits little minds.
“Once upon a time, there lived a kind and special man named Jesus. He helped people in need, shared his wisdom, and spread love wherever he went.
One day, some people who didn’t understand Jesus’ kindness decided they didn’t want him around anymore. They took him away and placed him in a dark cave-like place this is on our Good Friday.
Many friends of Jesus were sad. They missed him dearly. But even in the darkness, something amazing happened.
On the very next morning, the ground started to rumble! The cave opened up, and bright light shone everywhere. Jesus wasn’t there anymore!
His friends were filled with joy. Jesus wasn’t gone, he was alive again! This special day, when Jesus came back to life, is celebrated as Easter Sunday and the resurrection of Jesus Christ.
Easter is a day to remember the good things Jesus taught us: to be kind to others, to help those in need, and to spread happiness. It’s also a time to celebrate new beginnings, just like springtime when flowers bloom and baby animals are born.
Additional details to add:
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You can mention the Easter Bunny as a friendly symbol who brings treats and hides colorful eggs for children to find, adding to the joyful spirit of Easter.
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Explain that decorating eggs and having special meals together are a good thing and it’s a beautiful day to celebrate Easter with family and friends.
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Keep the language simple and focus on the positive aspects of the story.
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Use age-appropriate vocabulary and avoid dwelling on the sad parts.
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Emphasize the message of love, new joy, hope, and beginnings associated with Easter.
Want to read more about Easter Blessings and activities?
Here are our other articles for the Easter Holiday with crafts, recipes and days out.
Fun I-Spy Easter Free Printable Activity Book For Kids: a FREE Easter-themed I-Spy printable! If that wasn’t enough we have a created a few more pages with this download so your free printables include a word search, maze Easter game, What comes next? and a coloring page! Click here for more.
Super Easy Spring Language Workbook For Children: Free Download: In this 14 page booklet you’ll find a selection of Spring Italian words and their English translations. Then there are pages for you to add your first and second languages you use at home, or are trying to learn. You can use the English/Italian pages for guidance, use your own words or those which are not so common in each language. Click here to download.
How To Up Your Second Language Vocabulary This Easter: If you’re raising a bilingual child or you’re supporting your child with their language learning at school . It’s common to find you don’t have time to supplement their language education as well. Grab your Easter themed workbook here.
Easter At The Eden Project: Are you in Cornwall this Easter and looking for something memorable to do with the children? Have they all had far too much chocolate and you want to find an activity that’s a little bit different? Click here for more.
Beautiful Italian Cakes To Impress On Easter Sunday: Easter is big in Italy both as a religious festival and as a reason to gather together with family and friends. My favourite is Colomba di Pasqua but there are a variety served throughout Italy and here are just some.
6 Easter Crafts For Sunday School Kids: Do you have any Easter crafting plans? There are just so many awesome, fun, and easy craft ideas to do for Easter that it is hard to choose just one. If you are looking for fun Easter crafts for kids at home or your Sunday school in the run-up to Holy Week, look no further! Christian Easter crafts and religious Easter crafts can be a lot of fun when it comes to learning a new Bible lesson, and these Easter craft ideas are fantastic if you’re after a looser religious activity.
The Best Gifts For Pasta Lovers This Easter And A Recipe! Are you searching for a great gift for the pasta lover during the Spring holiday celebrations? Plus a dish to entertain over Easter/ Pasqua as we call it in Italy?
Maybe you need a quick and easy dish to wow your guests but also to make sure you don’t spend long in the kitchen? Click here for the recipe.
